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| Thursday, March 31, 2005 |
RIP
Wired Wizard |
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Yeah lets drill for oil in an Alaskan Wildlife nature Reserve sure why not. Our government ( Bush Politics ) has given the American people the largest collective cornholing in the history of our country. Lets look at it this way.
Before Dubya was in office.......
There was no skyrocketing gas prices.
Our economy was in a Surplus.
There was no problem with Social Security
Unemployment was at record lows
Now going on 5 years later with Bush Politics
We have nightmarish gas prices you have to make a decent living just to fill up.
Our economy is shot I don't know how many trillions we are in the hole
All of a sudden Social security needs to be reformed and privatized
Unemployment is at an all time high.
And we have Jeb Bush sticking his nose in a family matter here in Florida. Not going to touch that particular topic.
When does it end?
Oil is not a replenishable source of energy neither is coal.
Nuclear power plants are just to dangerous its foolish to think that we can control such an awesome power no matter how technologically advanced we think we are.
Wind, Solar, Hydrogen, alternative fuels these are the fuels of the future not Oil.
But as long as the white house panders to big oil companies ( remember Bush comes from an oil family) and give tax cuts to people who don't need them such as big business we are going to be dependent on oil.
Now the solution is to drill in a pristine Wildlife reserve WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING. Is there no where on this planet that will not be contaminated by corporate greed?
What is it going to take for the American Public to open its collective eyes and say enough is enough already there is just too much government. There is going to be another civil war in this country one day and the battle lines are going to be Government VS. The American People don't think for one second that your life is worth anything if it comes to that.
Somewhere in our history we have forgotten that it is Government For the People By the People not Government for the people by the government. We have slowly given away our rights for the false sense of security. We let our representatives make decisions for us without our consent and then we blame things on everyone and everything else before we put the blame where it so rightly belongs...... On ourselves for being so jaded and blind in believing that our elected officials have our best interest in mind. I will give you an example.
If a person went to medical school in the 1800's it was because he cared about human life. Back then they made house calls, and actually cared about a patient.
fast forward to 2005.
If a person is going to medical school now it is not because he is interested in preserving life that comes secondary no the main goal is to specialize in something that you can charge a ludicrous amount of money for such as plastic surgery or sports medicine.
Example 2. Going back to the 1800's if a person went to law school it was so that he could defend an innocent man or try to get a guilty man sent to jail.
In 2005 if a person is going to school its to hopefully get that huge case that will pay in the millions or try to defend a movie star or sports star so that the whole thing can be sensationalized and they can make a name for themselves.
No one cares about their neighbor anymore we have become so desensitzed to certain things but common sense. Its a shame really but one day we will all wake up and George Orwells vision of the future will be a harsh reality think I am kidding think about it or if you haven't read the book 1984 get you a copy Big Brother is watching and has been for a long time to come and will be more a part of your life than your own family sadly you won't even know it.
Wired Wizard
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| Not This shit again |
| Tuesday, March 29, 2005 |
This was taken directly from the source at http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story page/0,5744,12675659%5E2703,00.html
For right now I am just going to leave the article as is but belive me I will add my 2 cents into it as soon as I take a couple of shots of wiskey, screw a prostitue, steal a car and make sure that I am still currently ranked a Godfather in the Mafia ranks oh and while I am at it shoot a few people and pedal some pot.
THE WORLD
Hillary hits out at games violenceMarch 28, 2005
NEW YORK: Violent video games such as Grand Theft Auto, in which players peddle drugs and steal cars to become top gangster, have been condemned by Hillary Clinton as a "major threat" to morality."Children are playing a game that encourages them to have sex with prostitutes and then murder them," the US senator and former first lady said.
"This is a silent epidemic of media desensitisation that teaches kids it's OK to diss people
because they are a woman, they're a different colour or they're from a different place."
Senator Clinton, who is expected to seek the Democrats' presidential nomination in 2008, has teamed up with two arch-conservative Republican senators, Rick Santorum and Sam Brownback.
They want President George W. Bush and Congress to launch a $US90 million ($116 million) investigation of the impact of electronic media on children's "cognitive, social, emotional and physical development".
Senator Clinton has been declaring her shared values with Republicans on issues as diverse as abortion and the war on terrorism.
Her campaign against video game violence has alarmed right-wing opponents of her expected bid for the White House.
Brent Bozell, president of Parents Television Council, an influential conservative watchdog, said: "Hillary's would-be Republican competitors had better take notice. She is successfully outflanking them on a hugely important issue she intends to make her own."
Senator Clinton's attack was delivered at a childcare symposium hosted by the Kaiser Family Foundation, which studies children's leisure habits.
Its latest research shows that daily use of computer and video games by children has almost doubled since 1999 to almost two hours.
Violent games are a favourite with teenage boys.
Researchers from the University of Oklahoma recently found that two-thirds of school fights were instigated by regular video game players, but in the study of 607 students only four fights were started by children who had never played such games.
Other studies showed that violent games would not cause serious problems in healthy families, but could do so in families where children were left alone for many hours.
Dick Morris, an adviser to Bill and Hillary Clinton in their White House years, said Senator Clinton was following a playbook he had devised with her.
Polls undertaken for her had shown that women were perceived as better than men on issues involving children and education, while men led on foreign policy.
She was "using that stereotype to help her candidacy", Mr Morris said, by pursuing family issues while becoming "hawkish" on defence.
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| GOD of War For PS2 |
| Monday, March 28, 2005 |
GOD OF WAR
I Had preorded this game just on face value when I was reading an article in PSM. The guy who was reviewing the game was prasing the hell out it and the game was still in beta. I thought to myself man if the game is that good in Beta then I can only imagine what it will be like when the final version is released. I went down to EB games and preorderd it back in December. I got it a week ago and finished it today.
The holy shit factor alone was worth the price tag.
The environments were huge and I mean HUGE and beautiful. The main charcter total bad ass, I hadn't been this impressed by a game since GTA Vice City. I will try not to give to much away in terms of story but you begin with Kratos stating at the edeg of a cliff contemplating suicide and his final act he jumps plummeting to his death. Fade to white and you see Kratos standing on the bow of an ancient ship and you take control of him and the ass whipping begins. You get treated to a brief tutorial on how to control Kratos and the game continues from there.
The cut sceens add a lot of dimension to the game and they don't take away anything, and there aren't tons of them to interfear with the game just enough to move the story along. The game play mechanics are nice and simple but complex enough for hardcore gamers so there is a little bit for everyone. The music is nice and orchestral its not to overpowering and you can trun it off if you like. On the other hand the only thing that was a bit problematic was the camera since you couldn't adjust it and at times you feel as if your fighting the camera itslef. It's a shame realy since the environments are so huge and so beautiful that the camera could not be adjusted. But lets just say this if there is a sequel there are a few ways the can go with the story and can fix that little problem. The game rates a 9.5 in my book
Graphics 10
Game Play 9
Sound 7
Story line 10
Final Score 9.5
Wired Wizard
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| Tip Of The Day |
| Sunday, March 27, 2005 |
Text To Big? Or text so small you look asian when your not? well here is a tip from your good old Uncle Wizard. Most mice or pointer device for you politicaly correct jerkoffs have a scroll wheel on them that can move your web pages up or down but it has another little secret that you can use as well. If you press ctrl on your keyboard while scrolling up or down it will make the text larger or smaller on a web page neat huh ? Now go onto the internet with your new found skill and let no web page with screwy text and pics trouble you no more.
Wired Wizard
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| Lazy Bastard You betcha |
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This Damn thing pisses me off to no end, some days it works like a charm others I can sit here and pound the damn keyboard out of sheer frustration and get zero results. Its a pain in the ass no doubt. But I am to damn lazy to read instructions or manuals when it comes to shit like this untill it gets to the point where I am cursing out the damn air for annoying me. Trust me I love to read but just not when I am forced to do so. More on that later. I hope you people have been checking out Black Hole music the Chumley's Toy interview is up and I should have the Lo interview soon now that every one is aware of it duh some people never check their emails. Then again some people unlike me have a fucking life so I can't blame the guys to much. Also I added yet another site but that one is strictly for pictures. I have to get around to fixing the counter with the nice x in it plus actualy making Black hole music look a bit nicer. Yes I know I could proably do this all on a web server but lets face some hard facts.
1. I am poor I don't have the resources to invest in a website right now.
2. I am lazy as can be and only update on a whim (at least on this site.)
3. I don't like messing around with HTML code that much besides I can't remember all the commands.
4. I do this as a creative or destructive outlet you make the decision.
5. ummm well I had a number 5 but I guess I had a brain fart as well.
Anyway where was I going with this? dammit oh well just do yourself a favor and don't pet the sweaty things......... or was it the other way around ahhh fuck just figure it out will you.
Wired Wizard.
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| Angry Lawnmowers |
| Saturday, March 19, 2005 |
Wired Wizard
You know you have seen them, the worked up little Japanese import with the muffler that sounds like a pissed off lawnmower in 1st gear. Half the times they never seem like they are doing more than 30mph but sound as if they should be doing at least 80. Then there are the ones that actually have some speed behind them but the driver can't drive worth a shit. And lastly there are the ones that look good are fast and the driver knows what he is doing. But those are a rare breed and you typicly won't see them trying to impress anyone... at least not durring daylight hours. But the ones I want to focus on are the wannabees. You know which ones I am talking about the idiots who's daddy bought the little rice burner for him and has bolted on enough differnt parts without realy knowing what he is doing. The one's that on a Saturday afternoon you can find cutting in and out of traffic thinking he is cool but damn near causes an accident because of a lack of any real skill other than a lead foot. Now racing is nothing new not in the least bit but I blame the Movie The Fast and The Furious for creating such wannabees. As it is street racing is illegal as hell not to mention dangerous but these little 18 to 25 year olds think that becasue they have a decent car with a few aftermarket parts they are going to live out that Fast and Furious life style. Most times these kids end up with more tickets than anything else and if they don't end up as road pizza from an accident they normaly end up either injuring them selves or someone else. So why the facination well to be honest speed is addicting plain and simple. We have all done it at one point or another. On a deserted road it's late at night and you want to see what your car is capable of. Hell I know I have on a few occasions and for the record my old Mustang 5.0 was pretty fast capable of speeds up to 130 ( I backed off soon after my radar dector went nuts.) Now I know these 4 cylinder rice burners are capable of some serious speeds when the right parts are put on them but speed is nothing without skill and a damn good suspension. What these FNF wannabees fail to realize is that no matter how many hot parts you bolt on no matter how much nitrous oxide you have at the press of a button chances are good your going to fuck up if you don't have the breaks to stop that speed the suspension to handle that speed and the skill to keep the car from smashing into a wall,house,truck you name it. So when see one of these little ricers flying down the road trying to impress someone do yourself a favor try to steer clear of them chances are in an attempt to look cool or trying to impress someone they are going to end up smacking into someone. Really be careful if the car looks stock with a huge wing in the back and that angry sounding muffler thats just an accident waiting to happen guarenteed.
Wired Wizard
No occifer there is no fire I am on my way to why? oh licence sure will you hold my beer so I can reach my wallet? |
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| Friday, March 18, 2005 |
Wired Wizard
When I first moved to Florida, Polk County to be exact this was the impression that I had gotten when it came to the local poplulation. Now granted I have a few good friends here in Lakeland and the place has actually changed a lot through the years which is a good thing. But I know somewhere hidden from the view of the everyday person this family is lurking around in the shadow's inbreeding mutant redneck children with 13 toes I know the truth its out there but I refuse to find it. Think I am kidding if you live anywhere near Polk County or Hillsboro,Pasco or any other central Florida area visit a truck stop or the local all you can eat buffet you will see. Some one pissed in there gene pool and we have proof.
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| Video Game Euphoria |
| Wednesday, March 16, 2005 |
For those of you who know me I have a sever addiction to Video Games and it has been something I have done for a very long time now. Starting with games like Tempest, Space Invaders, Breakout,Pac Man ect get the picture? But I wasn't yet the addict that I am now.
That took place a while later. I met quite possibly my best friend while in Military school, Eddie is pretty much the person responsible for my addiction to video games and comic books. Thanks Ed thanks a whole fucking lot now I have this habbit that is worse than crack. Just kidding buddy. But he introduced me to the original NES (Nintendo Entertainment System). The first game I played was Mario Brothers and I thought it coudln't possibly get any better than this. Of course I didn't have my own system so I could only play it while at his house or if he brought it over to my house. The first actual system I owned was an Atari that didn't even have cartridges. I can't remember the exact numbering of the system but it was before the 2600 system. It had Break out pinball and a 3 other games built in and I thought it was cool till that damn NES. Well after alot of begging and whinning my grandmother finaly broke down and agreed to buy me a system. Of course not knowing the difference she bought me the Atari 7500 ( I think thats the correct numbering) anyways I convinced myself that it was better than the NES which it wasn't but I still tried to lie to myself. At the time the cartridges for the system were like 20 to 30 bucks pretty damn expensive for the early 80s so I didn't have quite a huge collection. But I played it extensively, especialy pitfall. A few years passed and of course once again Eddie being the innovator had a SNES ( Super Nintendo Entertainment System). Granted I had 2 systems and I thought they were great but what the SNES was pumping out was just incredible.I didn't think Mario could look any better. I had to have a SNES but that just wasn't going to happen the system was over 100 bucks and I just couldn't convince my grandmother to buy one, at least not yet. Fast foward to 1988 and I got kidnapped and dropped off in no man's land, ok so I wasn't exactly kidnapped but it was no mans land. I ended up in Lakeland Fl. Lakeland Fl you say? yes Lakeland FL. it't between Tampa and Orlando but enough of that. When I moved here with my grandmother I had my trusty Atari systems but I needed more electronic goodness. By now the SNES and The Sega Genisis were out for a while and little shops that traded games and systems started to pop up my chance had arrived. I picked up a barely used SNES and Sega Genisis both for 80 bucks plus a few games to boot. It wasn't a bad deal and I was in heaven. At least for a while. I soon re-discovered an old friend called the arcade and soon forgot about my home systems even though I had 4 of them now and well over 80+ combined cartridges. A little game called Street Fighter 2 is what did it. I was at a water park called adventrue Island in Tampa and they had an arcade, while looking for something to eat I stumbled upon it. There tucked away in the corner was a horde of kids surrounding this machine I didn't understand why. All the other games were bare no one around them I had to find out what was going on. I walked over and for the first time since Pac man felt the old flame rekindle. I put my quaters up signifying that I wanted to play and anxiously awaited my turn. Then the moment of truth came, I put my quarter in and chose my character which happened to be Blanka. I got my ass handed to me in less than a minute. I was horrified at the skill it took to play the game. After wasting about 5 bucks I decided it was time to get back to the water action but knew that there was a game that I needed to master. After about 3 days of searching convience stores and mall arcades I found the game that had beaten me into stupidity. With 10 bucks in quarters in my pockets I was determined to master the game. I was lucky there was no one at the machine and began playing. The machine took quarter after quater and then I began to learn the commands and soon the quarters were not disapearing as fast. After about 5 hours standing next to a machine cursing then jumping around and laughing I was kicked out by the cashier but I was confident because out of the original 10 bucks I had I still had 4 I felt vindicated. I drove around some more with the intention of finding compitition to test my new fighting skills. I was succesful, at a Circle K close to where I lived I stumbled upon another Street Fighter 2 game I was extactic. I waited for the poor unfortunate soul who would challenge my skills. After waiting for about 30 minutes a victim had walked in through the door, the kid walked to the counter and placed a 5 dollar bill on the counter and requested quarters. He got his change and walked over to where I was waiting for him. The game had begun, quarter after quarter I dumped into the machine while this kid was only on his first one. I was furious my skills were not enough. Then a break thru, I chose Chun Li and the domination began. Soon the kid was broken and quarterless I had done it. On weekends I would frequent arcades and and convience stores to continue to develop my skills and take kids money. This went on for years with different Such as Tekken,Mortal Kombat and Dark Stalkers also including the many incarnations of Street Fighter.
Then the new home consoles began to apear, the Sega Saturn and unproven new Sony Play Station. I opted for the Satrun at first and had quite a huge collection of games for it but the games weren't all that great they were poorly produced and the games were substandard with the exception of a few gems. I evntually broke down and sold my Sega Saturn and brought a Playstation. I was content the games were unbeliveable and I thought it just can't get better than this. Durring this time the Nintendo 64 arrived as well as the Atari Jaguar. At first I thought that the Jaguar was going to be the system to beat but I soon realized that the system was pure shit and was glad I never bought it. The Nintendo 64 looked pretty good except it was still cartridge based and the controller really sucked so I passed on that as well. Then The Sega Dreamcast came out and the graphics were just breath taking I couldn't belive it. I dropped over 600 bucks on it including 4 games an additonal controler and 2 memory cards. Then the Playstation 2 arrived on the scene and I felt that my Dreamcast was a superior system even though Sony had firmly rooted itself in just about every gamers household. After a while the dreamcast lost steam and they stopped making games for it, it was a dead system I was so pissed. I eventually bought a PS2 and was really happy with it although I still play my Dreamcast since I never got rid of it and the games were just that damn good. Of course now with my PS2 I have well over 60 games and my collection just keeps growing, but now I also have a Nintendo Gamecube and a Microsoft Xbox. Both good systems but they don't hold a candle to my PS2 even though the graphics are somewhat better on the GC and Xbox The PS2 has better marketing and control. And even though there are exclusive titles on the GC and Xbox they aren't all that good and the games that those 2 systems have are already on the PS2 so the choice is easy when I buy my games.
Now the cycle will repeat again soon with the introduction of the PS3 or what ever it will be called the Xbox2 and the Nintendo Revolution. Which one will be the dominate system? Only time will tell but I am sure I will be playing them all because no matter what system I chose now I still win.
Wired Wizard.
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| Enough Is enough |
| Tuesday, March 15, 2005 |
I am no authority on child behavior or claim to be I can only speak for my own child. But when Lawyers, Judges, Christian organizations and parent groups jump on a bandwagon it truly becomes a witch hunt for something that is not there.
I frequent a site called planetgrandtheftauto for the latest news on one of my favorite games GTA. When I saw this I almost fell out of my chair. This was one of the highlights of what I read
Last Sunday I appeared on CBSs 60 Minutes to explain a wrongful death lawsuit we have filed in Alabama on behalf of the families of three law enforcement officials slain by a teen who trained on Grand Theft Auto III and Vice City to kill. As you know, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is even more violent. Already there have been killing incidents linked to this latest GTA game. However, despite this public safety hazard posed by the GTA games, it is reported that your Microsoft Corporation is set to release GTA: San Andreas for play on Microsofts XBox on June 7, 2005. I intend to make sure that does not happen. The rest of the letter is here
You have got to be kidding me.... Blaming a game for training someone is just plain ridiculous. How about blaming cartoons for rotting the brains of children everywhere or blaming McDonald's for making people fat or blaming country music for high suicide rates why not. Training to use a weapon takes practice and a certain discipline you can't do this with a video game. In a game there are consequences that affect no one but the score in the game,in real life there are sever consequences self serving self righteous hypocrites are what's wrong with America today. Granted we all have the freedom of speech I am not debating that what I am debating is if these people should be taken seriously because I do not believe that they have nothing better to do than to pester video game companies or a Company like Microsoft for murder.
But these witch hunts are nothing new. For those of you old enough to remember those warning label's weren't always on the front of your CD's that was from another witch hunt concerning music and how it could influence people to kill. But as for video games they are clearly rated so that parents know what a child is playing. There are plenty of violent video games out there that is a fact but there are also plenty of violent movies books, music and other forms of entertainment. Most people have their days when the feel aggressive no doubt about it, that guy on the interstate cuts you off or your in a line at a store and someone butts in front of you but its what you do with that emotion that will dictate the outcome. Not an influence from a video game. I have been playing all sorts of video games since the early 80's with simple games like tempest space invaders and many other. Were tempest or Space Invaders billed as a killing simulator? No not at all, the objectives are similar shoot the enemy progress to the next level. Granted GTA games are violent no questions asked but it is a form of entertainment that is already monitored by the companies who publish them. Parents should also be able to monitor what games their children play but people are lazy and the TV has taken over as the parent in many household's long as a parent can put a kid in front of a TV that is connected to a video game and out of their hair everything is peachy. But the second the child has an issue like a fight in school its suddenly the video games fault. Where were the parents?
Now just as a point to counter point I am going to post a full article and put my thoughts into it. My points will be in bold type.
Can A Video Game Lead To Murder?
A 60 Minutes Special Report
Mar 6, 2005 6:02 pm US/Central
NEW YORK (CBS) Imagine if the entertainment industry created a video game in which you could decapitate police officers, kill them with a sniper rifle, massacre them with a chainsaw, and set them on fire.
Think anyone would buy such a violent game?
They would, and they have. The game Grand Theft Auto has sold more than 35 million copies, with worldwide sales approaching $2 billion.
Two weeks ago, a multi-million dollar lawsuit was filed in Alabama against the makers and marketers of Grand Theft Auto, claiming that months of playing the game led a teenager to go on a rampage and kill three men, two of them police officers.
Can a video game train someone to kill? Correspondent Ed Bradley reports.
Grand Theft Auto is a world governed by the laws of depravity. See a car you like? Steal it. Someone you don't like? Stomp her. A cop in your way? Blow him away.
But that doesn't mean that you have to. You can avoid the cops and if you really want to be a nice guy you can keep the car that you start with for as long as possible.
There are police at every turn, and endless opportunities to take them down. It is 360 degrees of murder and mayhem: slickly produced, technologically brilliant, and exceedingly violent.
Police that you can avoid if your smart by entering a place called paint and spray or by collecting a police bribe not that police can be bribed heavens no.
And now, the game is at the center of a civil lawsuit involving the murders of three men in the small town of Fayette, Ala. They were gunned down by 18-year-old Devin Moore, who had played Grand Theft Auto day and night for months.
Did anyone check into the kids background for previous trouble? Was he from a broken home with family problems? Break up with a girlfriend hence playing GTA for so many hours on end. Did he have a history of run ins with the law previously or was he mentally unstable already and just needed a catalyst to set things in motion?
Attorney Jack Thompson, a long-time crusader against video-game violence, is bringing the suit. "What we're saying is that Devin Moore was, in effect, trained to do what he did. He was given a murder simulator," says Thompson. Islamic terrorist are trained to kill, US military personal are trained to kill, and on the topic of killing isn't the legal age to join the military 18?? And what are they trained to do ? KILL could a video game teach a person to kill it is possible I assume but should the person react on the impulse is where you draw the line between people who are normal and people who already have problems. And this Jack Thompson instead of crusading against violent video games why doesn't he do something that means more like crusade against toxic pollution crusade against drugs or abused women no it has to be something sensational. He should be forced to pay all the fees and fines and then have fines placed against him for launching a frivolous law suit.
"He bought it as a minor. He played it hundreds of hours, which is primarily a cop-killing game. It's our theory, which we think we can prove to a jury in Alabama, that, but for the video-game training that he engaged in for hundreds of hours on a carjacking and police killing game, he would not have done what he did."
If he bought it as a minor then his parents are at fault for not monitoring what he was playing, as for the game being a cop killing game that is just non sense. The objective is not to kill cops as a matter of fact the whole game can be completed without once intentionally killing a cop. Granted he could have been influenced but he chose to act on those impulses no one forced him to do these things.
Moores victims were Ace Mealer, a 911 dispatcher; James Crump, a police officer; and Arnold Strickland, another officer who was on patrol in the early morning hours of June 7, 2003, when he brought in Devin Moore on suspicion of stealing a car.
If Devin Moore was brought in on suspicion of stealing a car then what is the motivation of other car thieves through the years? It wasn't GTA a person steals a car for various reasons, money, joy riding ect. Once again this is an impulse that he acted on like various other criminals. If he would have just stolen the car and gotten caught and placed in jail GTA would not have been blamed no but since this Modern Crusader Jack Thompson wants to sensationalize something he has to take things further.
Moore had no criminal history, and was cooperative as Strickland booked him inside the Fayette police station. Then suddenly, inexplicably, Moore snapped.
Ok no criminal background fine but most people who are in a stressful situation will eventually snap its a fight or flight response he responded in a horrible way and 3 people lost their lives nothing can change that.
According to Moore's own statement, he lunged at Officer Arnold Strickland, grabbing his .40-caliber Glock automatic and shot Strickland twice, once in the head. Officer James Crump heard the shots and came running. Moore met him in the hallway, and fired three shots into Crump, one of them in the head.
Moore kept walking down the hallway towards the door of the emergency dispatcher. There, he turned and fired five shots into Ace Mealer. Again, one of those shots was in the head. Along the way, Moore had grabbed a set of car keys. He went out the door to the parking lot, jumped into a police cruiser, and took off. It all took less than a minute, and three men were dead.
To aim a gun and get those kind of shots someone would have to practice with an actual gun. There is no way you can learn that with a controller in a video game so Mr.Moore must have had some previous experience with guns and in Alabama that's not any surprise.
"The video game industry gave him a cranial menu that popped up in the blink of an eye, in that police station," says Thompson. "And that menu offered him the split-second decision to kill the officers, shoot them in the head, flee in a police car, just as the game itself trained them to do."
No the video game did not give him a cranial menu he made a decision that he did not want to be held captive and was going to get himself out of this situation one way or another. It happens in movies all the time the bad guy wants out and is going to do so one way or another. In the GTA games you are never held in a police station or have to shoot your way out of a police station. You can get busted but after that you appear in front of the police station not inside and you are weaponless. So this was a split second decision a fight or flight response and he made the choice.
After his capture, Moore is reported to have told police, "Life is like a video game. Everybodys got to die sometime." Moore is awaiting trial in criminal court. A suit filed by the families of two of his victims claims that Moore acted out a scenario found in Grand Theft Auto: The player is a street thug trying to take over the city. In one scenario, the player can enter a police precinct, steal a uniform, free a convict from jail, escape by shooting police, and flee in a squad car.
Mr.Moore seems to have issues separating fantasy from reality for one, granted the scene in the video game is one that does happen but what about movies where the bad guys are shooting their way out of the bank or the restaurant? Its just one medium versus another. He made a decision a bad one but a game is not responsible.
"I've now got the entire police force after me. So you have to eliminate all resistance," says Nicholas hammer, a law student at the University of Alabama, who demonstrated Grand Theft Auto for 60 Minutes. Like millions of gamers, the overwhelming majority, he says he plays it simply for fun.
That is one possible outcome eliminate all resistance you can also as previously stated pick up bribes or go to a paint and spray to lose your wanted level. It is an open ended game where the decision is the players.
David Walsh, a child psychologist whos co-authored a study connecting violent video games to physical aggression, says the link can be explained in part by pioneering brain research recently done at the National Institutes of Health -- which show that the teenage brain is not fully developed.
Well if the teenage brain is not fully developed don't you think its about time to stop letting 18 year old join the military? Becasuse they are trained to survive trained to fight and trained to kill. Also if that's the point then parents should be liable for teens ages 18 to 20 and responsible for what they view what they listen to and what games they play. It's time to start putting the blame where it squarely belongs. The person who committed the crime not a video game that portrays violence.
Does repeated exposure to violent video games have more of an impact on a teenager than it does on an adult?
"It does. And that's largely because the teenage brain is different from the adult brain. The impulse control center of the brain, the part of the brain that enables us to think ahead, consider consequences, manage urges -- that's the part of the brain right behind our forehead called the prefrontal cortex," says Walsh. "That's under construction during the teenage years. In fact, the wiring of that is not completed until the early 20s."
That seems strange I knew right from wrong when I was 18 I know that if were to hurt or kill someone there would be consequences I was raised to respect others and yet I have played violent video games and watched violent movies and never reacted on an impulse. Sounds like propaganda to me.
Walsh says this diminished impulse control becomes heightened in a person who has additional risk factors for criminal behavior. Moore had a profoundly troubled upbringing, bouncing back and forth between a broken home and a handful of foster families.
Bingo there you go Troubled upbringing, I knew it. So the fact that he had problems beforehand has nothing to do with anything. Most people who are not mentally strong enough to deal with their problems or find someone to talk to normally are the ones who end up being killers rapists and thieves so if he would have turned out to be an arsonist who would he have blamed? The human torch from the fantastic 4??? Mr.Thompson The master of the witch hunt should be looking into another line of work.
"And so when a young man with a developing brain, already angry, spends hours and hours and hours rehearsing violent acts, and then, and he's put in this situation of emotional stress, there's a likelihood that he will literally go to that familiar pattern that's been wired repeatedly, perhaps thousands and thousands of times," says Walsh. Perhaps, but where was the structure for this kid before? Where were the values that should have been taught to him? If he would have been reading the communist manifesto or Mein Kampf the whole time or watching violent movies would those be the culprits?
"You've got probably millions of kids out there playing violent games like Grand Theft Auto and other violent games, who never hurt a fly," says Bradley. "So what does that do to your theory?"
WHERE IS THE PARENTING? Where are the values if a child is going through emotional problems why are they not being addressed? Why are video games like these being given to children? The games are not the problem the parenting is.
"You know, not every kid that plays a violent video game is gonna turn to violence. And that's because they don't have all of those other risk factors going on," says Walsh. "It's a combination of risk factors, which come together in a tragic outcome."
Very true and there are warning signs as well that parents should look out for. If a child doesn't want to talk or secludes him or herself its time to take more time with that child and not let them bottle things up to where an explosive result is the feared outcome.
Arnold Strickland had been a police officer for 25 years when he was murdered. His brother Steve, a Methodist minister, wants the video game industry to pay.
Oh sure blame the video game industry. If his brother was shot by a drugged up junkie would he want the drug dealers to pay? If his brother was killed by a drunk driver would he want the bars and the manufactuers of alcohol to pay? If his brother was killed by a hit by a car would he want the auto industry to pay? Yes it is a sad fact that a police officer was killed it is tragic but to blame in industry for something like this is absurd.
"Why does it have to come to a point to where somebody's life has to be taken before they realize that these games have repercussions to them? Why does it have to be to where my brother's not here anymore," says Steve Strickland. "There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about him."
Why are you blaming the games Mr.Strickland? Why not the greater problem the fact that this was a troubled kid who acted on an impulse and when threatened he reacted. All that pent up emotion for this kid must have been a terrible burden for him to contain any longer and when the breaking point was reached a horrible act took place. But what if it would have happened later? What if it would have happened when he was in his 20's or 30's it is so easy to point the finger when you want to blame someone or something for misfortune you want to blame everyone except the true problem not just the scapegoat.
Strickland, along with Mealer's parents, are suing Moore, as well as Wal-Mart and GameStop, which sold Moore two versions of Grand Theft Auto. Both companies sent us letters insisting they bear no responsibility for Moores actions, and that the game is played by millions of law-abiding citizens.
Retail outlets can't be held responsible neither can the makers of the games. That is just frivolous. Why not sue the truck driver who delivered them to the outlets or the plant that manufactures the game? Let me not give you any other ideas. I can understand your grief and your pain but your pointing your fingers at the wrong people. And your listening to a lawyer who is no better than an inquisitor from the great inquisition. Realize you can't hold an industry responsible for a persons actions that person is responsible and no one else.
Take-Two Interactive, the creator of Grand Theft Auto, and Sony, which makes the device that runs the game, are also being sued. Both declined to talk to 60 Minutes on camera. Instead, they referred it to Doug Lowenstein, who represents the video game industry.
Lowenstein is not named in the lawsuit, and says he cant comment on it directly. "It's not my job to defend individual titles," says Lowenstein. "My job is to defend the right of people in this industry to create the products that they want to create. That's free expression."
"A police officer we spoke to said, 'Our job is dangerous enough as it is without having our kids growing up playing those games and having the preconceived notions of "let's kill an officer." It's almost like putting a target on us.' Can you see his point?" asks Bradley.
Your armed and trained. It is your job to put your life on the line every day you knew the risks involved a video game is not going to kill you a person with mental or emotional problem might.Don't be another one to jump on the bandwagon.
"Look, I have great respect for the law enforcement officers of this country. I don't think video games inspire people to commit crimes," says Lowenstein. "If people have a criminal mind, it's not because they're getting their ideas from the video games. There's something much more deeply wrong with the individual. And it's not the game that's the problem."
AMEN TO THAT
But shouldn't Moore, alone, face the consequences of his decision to kill three men?
"There's plenty of blame to go around. The fact is we think Devin Moore is responsible for what he did. But we think that the adults who created these games and in effect programmed Devon Moore and assisted him to kill are responsible at least civilly.
Not in the least these game are clearly labeled as to the content, the publisher and the creator were responsible enough to rate their games just like movies. Most of these games like GTA are geared towards adults to begin with. I would never let my 13 year old nephew play the game or any other child. If you feel that Mr.Moore was programmed it was due to his harsh upbringing he probably already had the motive.
Thompson says video game companies had reason to foresee that some of their products would trigger violence, and bolsters his case with claims that the murders in Fayette were not the first thought to be inspired by Grand Theft Auto.
Inspiration is one thing acting is another.
In Oakland, Calif., detectives said the game provoked a street gang accused of robbing and killing six people. In Newport, Tenn., two teenagers told police the game was an influence when they shot at passing cars with a .22 caliber rifle, killing one person. But to date, not a single court case has acknowledged a link between virtual violence and the real thing.
Because there is no link. You can see a man kill another man in a movie but it doesn't mean your going to do it unless you really want to do it and chances are that if your considering something like that any catalyst will do it doesn't have to be a game or movie or music it could be a stern look from a stranger on the streets that does it.
Paul Smith is a First Amendment lawyer who has represented video game companies. "What you have in almost every generation is the new medium that comes along. And it's subject of almost a hysterical attack," says Smith. "If you went back to the 1950s, it's hard to believe now, but comic books were blamed for juvenile delinquency. And I think what you really have here is very much the same phenomenon playing itself out again with a new medium."
Tell it all brother tell it all testify
Why does he think the courts have ruled against these kinds of lawsuits?
"If you start saying that we're going to sue people because one individual out there read their book or played their game and decided to become a criminal, there is no stopping point," says Smith. "It's a huge new swath of censorship that will be imposed on the media."
Can you say communism? There would go the constitution right out the window
Despite its violence, or because of it, the fact is that millions of people like playing Grand Theft Auto. Steve Strickland cant understand why.
Like any other form of entertainment its a form of escape for a little while nothing more nothing less. Its like going to the movies or reading a book and letting your mind escape the pressures and realities of everyday life.
"The question I have to ask the manufacturers of them is, 'Why do you make games that target people that are to protect us, police officers, people that we look up to -- people that I respect -- with high admiration,'" says Strickland.
Police officers aren't saints they do an under paid under appreciated job true but they also have a tarnished image within most communities. And as the saying goes art offend imitates life. Sad but true. And you might admire a police officer now until he pulls you over for speeding 1 mile over the limit or because you didn't use a turn signal or he just doesn't like the way you look or has to fill his quota so don't over praise them just respect what they do and realize that they do their best to uphold the local law. I admit that it is tragic that 3 police officers had to die so senselessly but please but the blame squarely where it belongs.
"why do you want to market a game that gives people the thoughts, even the thoughts of thinking it's OK to shoot police officers? Why do you wanna do that?'"
As a society we know it's not ok this is a game is it ok to shoot a police officer in a movie or in a book ? It's the same thing your just looking for a scapegoat. No one should lose their life senselessly like that but its a fact of life that we have to accept in a free society.
Both Wal-Mart and GameStop, where Devin Moore purchased Grand Theft Auto, say they voluntarily card teenagers in an effort to keep violent games from underage kids. But several states are considering laws that would ban the sale of violent games to those under 17 |
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| Sunday, March 13, 2005 |
Ever have one of those days when you just know you should have stayed in bed? That happenes to me just about every day but thats how it goes I suppose.
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| Saturday, March 12, 2005 |
Well if you haven't noticed there are some new things going on here. I have recently decided that I didn't want to mix Florida Black Hole Project with Black Hole music which I will be using for interviews with Local Bands.
Also the Black Board is a message board system that you can leave posts on ect ect so get cracking.
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You just gotta love a movie that is set in 1980's Miami about drugs sex power and money and a famoust Tag line. Say Hello to my little friend. Now providing you never say that while in the men's restroom while there is someone next to you things should be just fine don't you think ? Ahhh toilet humor you have got to love it.
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| Wednesday, March 09, 2005 |
Added a counter to the page just to see if you are really comming to vist me here at the FBHP... If not I now where you live hahahahhahahha are you scared yet ? well are you well dammit you should be.
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| Interview With LO |
| Tuesday, March 08, 2005 |
I recently contacted my cousin Steve about possibly doing an interview with him and the guys from LO. As of right now I have about half a dozen questions that I am going to ask them but if anyone wants to have their questions added as well feel free to email me a Chris9371@hotmail.com The interview should be within the next few weeks so look out for it. Still haven't checked out Lo's Website or their music what the hell are you waiting for. WWW.Loband.com now get going dammit. Other interviews should follow as well as I go to new shows. I am hoping to get an Interview from the members of Mr.Bella as well. Till then go check out their websites for piss sakes..
WWW.Loband.com
WWW.Mrbella.com
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| Sunday, March 06, 2005 |
Now some people have some deep meaning to their screen names others just take what they can get and are not very creative. How many angel this or pimp that can people come up with? Some are just flat out unorginal.
Now a few people ( I won't say by name ) have asked me where I came up with my 2 more infamous screen names. There is no real mystery to them really but they do have some meaning behind the choice. Oddly enough both screen names represent a different side of the same coin. My original AOL 1.1 back in the day screen name was just Chris with a few numbers thrown in for good measure. Not very original but hey what did I know I was the quintesential noob for heavens sake. My screen name after that was sleeperman. That one didn't last long and for those of you who know me can figure out why. ( I have a horrible sleep disorder) After that there were at least 4 or 5 more I can't remember. Durring this time was when I was learning more and more about computers. I would stay up for 3 days in a row living on little more than coffee ripped fuel ginsing and 357 magnums ( legal speed ) doritos and pepsi. Durring this time period I became a rather grumpy individual and the name XeviL25 was born. Of course any name with evil in it got me alot of shit in the AOL chat rooms thatI would visit every so often. but the one thing I noticed though was that no matter what I would say in chat rooms no one would notice me or talk to me. Granted alot had to do with the name but I felt like a ghost. At first I tried to use the name ghost rider after the comic book charcter but the name ghost was not allowed so I had to think of something else. It just so happened that I was listening to Metallica's Phantom Lord and I decided to try that but the name was taken so I said ah ha how about Phantom King??? I tried it but back then AOL didn't allow more than 10 characters in a screen name so I ened up with Phantomkng. It was ok but the name evolved every so often to where it currently is LordPhantomKing. Its a complex I have. Anyway Phantom King is the side of my personality that likes to learn the ummmm computer dark arts for lack of a better term. But its also the side that is the most creative. As for the name I use here Wired Wizard that came about a few years back when I was working in the telephone industry. I used to wire wrap telephone cables and phone bricks and about a million other assorted cables. It was a fun job and I was really good at it. But for some reason one day some one was watching me work and said to me man your just a wire wizard the way you work and the little hampster in my head sprang into action. Of course it tripped a few times getting into his exercise wheel but after that it was warp speed. When I got home from work I created my new Screen Name Wired Wizard and used it for a long time. And now I am back using the Wizard name once again ahhhh nostalgia. Well thats my story and I am sticking to it. So do you have a meaning behind your screen name let me know and I will post it up for all to read. Till then
Wired Wizard
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| Saturday, March 05, 2005 |
I am tired of people complaining about my typing spelling and pucntuation. Its not a fucking essay contest and there is no damn prize so settle the hell down. I stutter type which means that my mind goes faster than my hands can actualy keep up with. I have been told that my mind is like a retarted borg cube every one talking out of unison and talking shit I can't help that fact is I am and have always been hyperactive so the next person that bitches and I am not going to mention you by name at least not this time but next time its on and I will make sure to embarrass you for being such an uptight twat. Most people stutter when they talk I do it when I type deal with it. Well then again I stutter when I talk to so ahhhh fuck it just don't give me no crap about it ok. No one is perfect except me hahaha ok I am a perfect fuck up but at least I am good at it. So what if I can't keep one train of thought for more than a few seconds and then I wander off on a different tangent kind of like what I just did a few minutes ago but who cares you don't read my shit for intellectual reasons at least I hope that you don't well it is bed time for bozo so I will leave you with this mental image that will probably scar you for life. Rozane Barr and Rosie O Donnald at an all you can eat buffet wearing thongs and halter tops.
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It seems as of late that when ever my Cousins band LO plays a show I am right there in the middle of it. I try never to miss one. And normally the other bands that play are top notch as well. But tonight besides LO I was treated to Chumley's Toy. They are unique and aggressive so if your in the Tampa Bay area and do a little research you must and I can't stress this enough but you really should treat yourself to one of their shows.
More on Chumley's Toy a bit later.
As for Lo it was great to see the guys back on stage where they belong. Although a bit of stage rust was present it is to be expected considering how long it has been that they have had a show. But never the less they still pulled out one hell of a performance. New bass player Scott ( I think I remember that being his name) is an excellent replacement. Lo as always had the stage presence and energy that has become their trademark Whipping the crowd into a frenzy and then slowing it down just a touch to give the fans just a few minutes to catch their breath before slamming it back into high gear once again.. Always a pleasure to watch them live truly an experience that you should check out or if you can't make one of the shows here in Florida check out the website WWW.Loband.com and check out some of the tracks that they have on their website. And as always after the show we have to go to Denny's for some grub which is always a good thing to just sit back with the guys and realize that not only they are great musicians but man do they tell some jokes and can they eat just don't mention anything about Ciallis that will take you somewhere you don't want to go trust me. But its just great getting to hang out with Lo after the show where the entertainment just doesn't stop. Thanks again guys for putting on a great show.
Now back to Chumley's Toy. This being the first time I had seen them I didn't know what to expect but I had heard a lot about them. 2 or 3 weeks ago I went to the state with my cousin Steve just to hang out and see the bands and the singer from Chumley's Toy did some vocals with one of the bands that played that night (PARADIGM) My god to say that she is a good singer is a mild understatement. From melodic to down right deep growls the girl can do it all. The rest of the band members were tight as can be with killer groves accented perfectly by the singers voice. I would use the band members names if I knew them but sadly I don't so please understand I mean no disrespect. It is good to know that there is some serious talent here and Florida and I am glad that I get to see it, and if bands like Lo and Chumley's toy are any indication of what the music scene in the bay area is like I think it is safe to say that the music is in good hands. I hope to get the chance to see them again soon. Also check out their new web site which I have hyperlinks all over the page to check out their stuff if you aren't in the Tampa Bay area. Very well worth it I must admit.
Now I have seen the progression of music in Florida, some good some bad but I think one of the high points was in the late late 80s and 90s when bands like Death, Obituary, atheist and many other Florida bands were cranking out some of the sickest metal out there that was just as good if not better than some of the stuff coming out of California and New York. Yes I said it that right the man who hates Florida more than a kick in the nuts is proud of the music scene here and rightly so. But once again I feel that the high points are just around the corner thanks to Bands like Lo, Chumley's Toy, Paradigm,Synapse, Mr.Bella, Ignid,and so many others. So when in central Florida do yourself a favor and check these bands out you won't regret it trust me.
See you at Dennys
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| Wednesday, March 02, 2005 |
Europe, Thy Name Is Cowardice
A few days ago Henry Broder wrote in Welt am Sonntag, "Europe — your family name is appeasement." It's a phrase you can't get out of your head because it's so terribly true.
Appeasement cost millions of Jews and non-Jews their lives as England and France, allies at the time, negotiated and hesitated too long before they noticed that Hitler had to be fought, not bound to toothless agreements.
Appeasement legitimized and stabilized Communism in the Soviet Union, then East Germany, then all the rest of Eastern Europe where for decades, inhuman, suppressive, murderous governments were glorified as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities.
Appeasement crippled Europe when genocide ran rampant in Kosovo, and, even though we had absolute proof of ongoing mass-murder, we Europeans debated and debated and debated, and were still debating when finally the Americans had to come from halfway around the world, into Europe yet again, and do our work for us.
Rather than protecting democracy in the Middle East, European appeasement, camouflaged behind the fuzzy word "equidistance," now countenances suicide bombings in Israel by fundamentalist Palestinians.
To read the full article go to http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/dapfner.asp Its a damn good read if you ask me.
Game given pre-watershed ad ban
The game is set in the fictional city of San Andreas
Adverts for a violent computer game have been banned from being shown on television before the watershed in the wake of complaints from viewers.
The 18-rated game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, has been criticised in the past for its violent content.
The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) was asked to investigate after receiving eight complaints about two adverts featuring game extracts.
They were shown before 2100 GMT when children could have been watching.
We could understand the parents' concerns that it was inappropriate for young children to see this level of violence in advertising for a product which was only available to adults
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One advert was described by the ASA as showing "general scenes of violence and the use of guns" while the other showed the spraying of graffiti and "use of guns in drive-by shootings".
Full Article here http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4310465.stm
Now why would I put to seemingly unrelated topics in one post that way ? Well they are related very closely let me explain. It seems to me that if the world is full of violence casued by Islamic fundamentalist its fine for a child to watch it on television or hear it on the radio with now cencoring by parents. Or if a parent decides to take them to a movie that might not be suitable for them that is their choice right? but heaven forbid should a video game show violence there is a fucking public out cry. What the hell is wrong with people? Are parents so fixated with one medium of entertainment more than others? Its would seem so. Parents have left the child raising duties to the damn Television and its counterpart the videogame. Now I let my kid watch cartoons there is nothing wrong with that I even let him watch certain programing that he might not fully understand ( American Chopper, Monster Garage, Monster House) but if a program is overly violent or uses far to many colorfull words such as the F Bomb all the time then I have the common sense not to let him watch that. If I am in my media room ( my fucking garage ok ) playing Vice City or San Andreas or The Punisher or any game that depicts violence gore or anything that is not for a 3 year old I pause the game and send him back inside the house. I know how to monitor what my child sees. But Here and around the world people would rather casue a stink becasuse their 8 year old saw a commercial for San Andreas trust me people your 8 year old probably knows every curse word in the book already and probably knows what a dirty Sanchez and the shocker are. Look them up if you don't know already damn. Its just crazy how people will jump on a bandwagon if they think it is moraly rightous. Yet we have people who send half their paychecks to a brainwashing preacher who lives 100 times better than most of the citizens he preaches to. Folks if your supposed to be spreading the word of the lord you can't do it driving a Mercedes Benz, your best bet would be a 1975 Gremlin. If you want to preach to the masses on how Jesus lived his life you can't do it while living in a 30 room mansion with every possible creature comfort you can think of. You can do it if you live in a 10X12 room in the back of the church you preach from. And don't force your opinions on the masses. Just because you think something is right take the time to research who you are trying to get the message passed on to. DO they share you beliefs? if not take a long walk off well you get the point. Quit blaming your shortcommings on the terrorist or your child failed 3 grade again for the 4th time on the music he listens to relize that the problem is you just as much as the child. You want to get rid of terrorisim? quit fucking funding them hows that for starters, then a massive clean and sweep. Its amazing how if we are attacked we are supposed to show restraint where was the restraint on Sept 11th? The world like to criticize far to much and do far to little yes you Europe untill something is done to them then they are screaming for American assistance go figure. Quit showing restraint with these people show them that we mean what we say. Our war with these people should have been over and done with months ago if they would have started dropping MOAB all over the place. Well thats enough for me today I am tired and used up my cut and paste plus to much of my own thoughts and typing thats alot for one so lazy as I.
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| Tuesday, March 01, 2005 |
Once again here is another example of cut and paste technology or as you all know I have nothing to write about so here go some jokes.
Mother and Daughter
When her five-year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fascinating new material with her mother. ''So the sperm from Daddy fertilizes the ovum from Mommy and the baby is carried in Mommy's tummy.'' ''That's right, honey'' her mother said. ''But how does the sperm get there?'' she asked. ''Does Mommy swallow it?'' ''If Mommy wants a new cocktail dress, she does,'' came the reply.
The Prostitute and her Doctor
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Liz." Liz: "Well, give me the good news first, Doc." Doctor: "Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone." Liz: Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?" Doctor: "We don't know what killed them."
Even In the Animal Kingdom
There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see. The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, ''Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.'' The rabbit was happy to know what he was. He tells the blind snake, ''Come here and I will try to determine what you are.'' The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, ''You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer.''
Could this be true?
Why does Micheal Jackson like 28 year olds so much? Because there are 20 of them.
My Possible Future
Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, 'My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!' The second old fogey one-upped him. 'My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!' The third old man laughed and said, 'That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times.'
The Truth At Last
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
French People are funny
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, ''TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX.'' He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, ''TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !'' They looked at him and said, ''what do you mean wrong hole?''
Thats pretty damn big
A lady was laying on the doctor's table, waiting for her annual pap test. The doctor came in, and as he was preparing himself, she mentioned that she had 6 kids. He said ''Yeah, I can tell....You have the biggest box I have ever seen''. She was offended as hell, and after she got home, she went into the bathroom, and took the mirror off the wall, and laid it on the floor so she could have a look for herself. As she squatted over the mirror, her husband walked in and saw her. He asked her what she was doing. She said ''I am doing my exercizes. He said '' Well, be careful. Don't fall into that f*cking hole''
Thats pretty damn big part 2
A man and a woman decided to abstain from sex before marriage. After making love on their wedding night,the man looked over at his bride and noticed that she appeared quite annoyed."What's wrong?"he asked."Well,"she said,"when I agreed to marry you,I didn't realize that you had such a small organ." To which the man replied,"Well,when I agreed to marry YOU, I didn't realize that my organ would be playing in a cathedral!"
Lucky Dude
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ''Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'' She replies, ''if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.''
Stupid Teen
19-year-old female was asked why she was in the ER. She said that she and her boyfriend were having sex and the condom came off and she wasn't able to retrieve it with her fingers. "Then I went to the bathroom and 'gagged' myself to vomit, but couldn't vomit it up either."
Medical Humor
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?" The doctor replied "Well, she's 34 years old and is in extremely good health, except for her heart condition. How long has she been in the business?" The patient's friend replied "She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?" "Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now!"
Office problems
An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
Well thats enough for now even I get tired of the miracles of cut and paste so enjoy.
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