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Saturday, February 23, 2008


What is it with drivers today? I swear most of them think that using a turn signal is the same as sticking their hands into molten metal or running it across a table saw. Florida seems to have the market cornered on the lack of turn signal use. Case in point tuning out of the 7-11 you only have 2 particular options. Depending on where you entered the parking lot from. Left or right. Now how hard is it to let the driver behind you know what your intentions are ??? USE THE FUCKING SIGNAL. Or you have the other option your tying to get out and the car coming down the road is creaping along at a snails pace you want to leave the current establishment your in but no since you don't know where Magellan is going I have to wait. Only to find out that he/she doesn't know where the hell they are going. It's not just courtious but the freaking law you moron. I don't want to play a fucking guessing game as to what the drivers around me are up to. Interstate driving can be just as bad if not worse. You can be driving along at a nice pace and out of no where Mario fucking Andretti cuts you off and get right in front of you only to slow down to a snails pace. I don't need that kind of stress during driving activities. All I want to do is hop in my car and get to my destination with out the overwhelming desire to choke the living shit out of some idiot who thinks that extending his finger just a few inches over to the left to use a turn signal is just far to much of a waste of his precious time. No wonder so many people have road rage. Anyway I am going to retreate to the comfort of my couch where I don't have to worry about turn signals or stupid drivers. Maybe I will play some GTA...

Horn Broke watch for finger.

posted by Wired Wizard @ 10:19 PM   0 comments
Chomping at the bit
Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Well it has been a while since I had even remotely wanted to do anything with blogging. For one I was recently without a computer for the better half of 3 weeks. Second I have been doing more social things. You know mooning the neighbors, peeing on peoples cars and then crapping in their yards. Oh wait a minute that was the dog across the street ok so I wasn't doing anything close to being social. I think I went to Wal-Marx's the other day not sure, I still have some cash and there is no feeling of shame for something I purchased. Dammit what did I do for those 3 weeks with out a computer and internet access? Man it's all a blur. But really does it look like I care? But seriously I have been asked by a few people to resume my blogging activities once again. Anyone who hangs on my every word really needs to seek help. So here I am doing this whole blogging thing once again for better or worse. Lets just see how long I keep it up before it pisses me off and I lose interest once again.
I reject your reality and insert my own.
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