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| Friday, February 23, 2007 |
 Ahhh Myspace the internets version of Crack Cocaine. And yes like many of the crackheads your ol Uncle Wizard has a myspace account. But chances are good that I don't make the same kind of post on Myspace as I do here on Blogspot or on my other regular website. ( still looking into a way to combine the two but as we all know I am a lazy fuck)
Now granted blogging does have a way for people to get their opinions out there floating around in cyberspace but honestly some people should not be allowed to blog let alone own a computer.
I mean seriously it's great you have kids I get it but I don't want to see 30 pictures of you snot nosed little bastard eating strained peas or something like that. Put up one or two cute pics of your demon seed and be done with it already. Now if your a hot chick and you put up a pic of you and your little angel breast feeding thats all good gotta let the twins out every so often and sharing of that kind realy is nice.
But here are a list of people who should not be blogging or have internet access because they suck.
1. People who constantly bitch and moan about politics without a valid reason other than what they saw on CNN or Anderson Cooper. If your going to talk about politics at least try to string a sentence together that makes sense and don't rephrase what someone else has said.
2. People who blog about how miserable their lives are and how powerless they are to change it.
thats just horse shit. If your current situation displeases you then do something about it don't bitch and whine. That goes for you fucking emo kids as well. Quit expecting the world to give you something.
3. Blogging about your kids. As previously stated yeah it's all well and good that you have kids just another strain on the economy thanks a whole fucking lot. But if you insist on having photos of your kids and stories about how little Billy rode his bike today without training wheels or how Little Sally performed in her first ballet at least have the decency to just get a free page on either Yahoo or geocities to do so and then just post links about it in your blog to keep your target audience up to date.
There are other groups I am sure but those are the ones that piss me off right now. I bet your wondering what my myspace address is well tough shit search for it if you want to see it that badly.
To paraphrase Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
Refering to George W. Bush.
Worst President Evah. |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 3:07 AM   |
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