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| Thursday, February 03, 2005 |
A few years back I worked for a company called AIT ( American International Telephone) It was a decent job and I got away with a ton of shit to boot and the work wasn't overly complex. Now there were a few colorful characters that worked there as well.
1. Me
2. My friend James
3. Jason ( the owners son)
4. Chet ( we called him chester the molester)
and several others as well but me and the one listed were pretty much part of our own clique so to speak. Of course we made it hell for other people to work there which I think was our job to do but I am not to sure about that any way here are a few stories from the AIT days for your enjoyment.
Left Handed Monkey Wrench
As a general rule I love to bust peoples chops just because its part of my nature to do so but when I have other people to help it adds so much more to the pranks. Once such occasion was when one of our co-workers whom we always had to mess with thought there was something wrong with her car. Well she went back to the building to make a call or something and I had the ingenious idea to pour my drink by her tail lights and on the floor. My friend James seeing this knew right away that the gag was on. James called Chet and Jason over to Michelle's car ( the lady we were pulling the prank on) and let them in on the joke. Soon our supervisor was in on it as well but quickly went back to his office. Michelle came out and asked us what we were doing at her car and I looked at her as seriously as I could and told her that she was leaking blinker fluid at a pretty bad rate. My cohorts agreed with my statement. To sweeten the pot my buddy James said yeah and if it gets to bad it could lead to break problems and by the looks of it you have lost about a quart of blinker fluid already. She would have to buy a gallon of blinker fluid and had to buy a left handed monkey wrench to properly remove the bolts to get to the access port to pour in the blinker fluid. By this point Michelle is both confused and worried. At this point our supervisor came from the warehouse and asked what was going on. Michelle explained her situation. The second he heard Left handed monkey wrench he just added to the trap. You might have to get some 100 mile an hour tape to fix the leak till a mechanic can look at it. Now she is just frantic. Instantly she calls her husband and explains her problem. He explains to her that there is no such thing as blinker fluid or 100 mile an hour tape and that a left handed monkey wrench is the same as a right handed one that we were just messing with her. She hung up her cell phone looked at all of us who were there and called us a bunch of childish assholes and stomped back to the warehouse. We all had a good laugh but that wasn't the last time we would get her.
restaurant Follies
On one occasion we were treated to a nice lunch by the owners of the company for having production up for the whole month. So we all went to Chilies for lunch that day. Once again the wheels in the hamster cages were spinning for something to do. My friend Jason had the perfect plan one that he wouldn't even share with us till he sprung the trap. Once again Michelle was the intended victim. A bit oh back story Michelle was a rather large obnoxious woman who wore a lot of makeup to boot and was easily tricked. Any way the waiter came by and started taking everyone's orders Michelle couldn't decide what she wanted so she held off on giving her order. She was hungry but wanted a salad for lunch since she was on a diet LOL anyways the trap was sprung right there Jason said why don't you get some frumunda cheese with your salad. Its exotic and tastes really good on salad. We all knew right then and there the outcome and let it play. Convinced that it was safe she decided to make the order. The waiter came back to the table as if on cue and asked if she was ready to order. To which she replied I would like a salad with some frumunda cheese on it. The waiter looked both shocked and disgusted as he said we don't serve that here and walked off. She looked at us with a confused look on her face and half expecting an explanation and asked what the hell is frumunda cheese to which we ( me and my buddies ) all replied FROM UNDER THESE NUTS. I think she ordered potato skins after that.
Look its super Fart
Now I wasn't here for this particular incident and only heard it 2nd hand but its to humorous to not tell.
Jason and James were goofing off as always having chair races down the loading dock. ( chair races was something we would do to pass the time when there was no work to do. We had a huge ramp connected to the loading dock which we would race down on needless to say that we got into a lot of races) Well Chet decided he was going to be cool and jump from one table to another and do a split mid air he said hey guys check this out and in mid air let out the most disgusting fart and landed and didn't move for a few minutes. Then he said I will be back I have to go to my house realy quick don't tell anyone what happened. Needless to say by the time everyone had gotten back from lunch or where ever they were at the time the whole warehouse knew about Chet's little accident. Needless to say poopie pants was picked on for a while after that little display of stupidity.
Ahh the good old days there is nothing better than having a laugh at someone elses expense thats for sure
Wired Wizard |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 5:23 PM   |
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hahahahaha