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| Sunday, January 16, 2005 |
One summer my cousin Steven spent a week with us in Brooklyn. Now it didn't happen that often maybe 3 times in our lives that he stayed with us ( I would normally stay with him and his family in Long Island. Well that particular visit we ended up going to Manhatten. We did the typical tourist stuff while there and at one point ended up at the World Trade Center. Well my mom just let us loose in the building and we decided to ride the elevator up and down a few times. That was our thing so to speak when ever there was an elevator around. Well the first few times it was just us riding and then suddenly a well dressed man entered the elevator. The suit he wore must have cost in the thousands and back in the 80s that was a shit load of money but anyway we just stood in the back of the elevator quietly. Suddenly the smell of cabbage sewer gas and a New Jersy Landfill on a hot summers day filled the elevator. I looked at Steve and he Looked at me I shrugged my shoulders and denied the stench he did the same and we both looked at the well dressed man in front of us. He just stood there with out so much as a flinch. We silently concluded the Mr.Well dressed was the culprit. The doors to the elevator opened up and we litteraly ran out. Looking back the guy had a huge grin on his face there was no doubt that Mr. Well dressed was the guilty party. The doors closed and we could hear him laughing his ass off behind the doors. I tell you it don't matter who you are or what age Farts are funny but damn not in an inclosed area like that, that is just cruel and unuseual punishment I tell you. Needless to say I will probably remember that day for a long time to come. So will Steve...
Wired Wizard |
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