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| Saturday, January 15, 2005 |
This a a joke that I told a friend of mine a while back. Now the joke works well with any supermarket or produce stand what ever and so does the veggie. Now it take place in a Publix ( large supermarket chain in the South East I believe) and a young lady doing her shopping. So with out further delay.......
A woman goes to Publix to do her grocery shopping. She stops off at the produce department and looks around for some fresh broccoli. She does not see any so she askes the young man who is working in the produce department if they have any fresh broccoli. The man replies no Ms I am very sorry but our produce truck hasn't come in as of yet and we don't have any fresh broccoli. The lady replies thank you and continues to do her shopping. About 30 minutes later she returns to the produce department and once again asks the man working in the produce department if they have gotten any fresh broccoli in. The man who was watering the produces turns and says Ms. I am sorry but we don't have any fresh broccoli yet. The woman continues her shopping visibly frustrated. After about another half an hour the woman is finished with her grocery list but has not gotten her broccoli so once again she returns to the produce department in hopes that the delivery of produce has made it in while she was finishing her shopping. She once more returns to the produce department and asks the man for a 3rd time do you have any fresh broccoli? The man replies no not yet I am very sorry. The woman pays for her items and goes back home. Upon arrival to her home she begins unloading her food and putting it away. Her husband asks hey were you able to get the fresh broccoli for tonight's dinner? The woman replies no they didn't have any and their produce truck had not gotten there. Well then why don't you go back and try again while I get dinner started. The woman finishes unloading her groceries and returns to Publix. She walks in and goes directly to the produce department and once again asks the same man if they have any fresh broccoli. Before I answer your question Ms. let me ask you one myself says the man.. The woman a bit confused agrees and the man askes do you know how to spell Dog and in Dogwood ? To which the woman says yes of course D O G ... dog. Good now can you spell Cat as in Catapiller.. Sure C A T... Cat that's good now can you spell fuck as in broccoli? to which the woman replies there's no fuck in broccoli... That's what I have been trying to tell you Ms replies the man. There is no fucking broccoli.
I don't know if that joke is better read or if it is better just flat out told with the individuals own twists but its still one of my all time favorite jokes. Tell it how you like with what ever Supermarket chain and what ever vegetable you like..
Wired Wizard.
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