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| Wednesday, January 26, 2005 |
Ahh the innocence of youth when you can say what ever comes to mind with out fear of reprocussion. Unless you live in a Mormon or Jehova's Witness' house but thats another subject. It's true though kids say the damndest things ( most adults only say it drunk) So here is a list sent in by Kari of things kids say.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're going to be stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
"And the #1 Favorite is........"
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
I can only imagine if I had the razor sharp wit that I do now when I was a child if I would have made it out of my pre-teen years.
Case in point... When I was about 9 or 10 I was locked in the trunk of a car by my cousin Gary. He had came over to my house with his dad and this was probably only the 2nd or 3rd time I had seen him or remember seeing him. Of couse being the smart ass that I am I started insulting him for no reason other than the fact that I am an asshole pure and simple. I asked him very sarcasticly who cut his hair and what was up with his teeth just being a total jerk of course, next thing I know I was in the trunk of a car begging for mercy to be let out. My cousin asked are you going to be nice if I let you out of course I said yes. No sooner than the lid was opened and I was a safe enough distance I called him a Mother Fucker and ran for the saftey of my room. Of course this is all speculation as I can't remember this event ever happening but several of my family member vouch to it't validity. Anyway I guess that I could have possibly been the next Richard Pryor or George Carlin had my proclivity for being a smart ass had been nurtured.
Jokes sent in by Kari story by Wired Wizard.
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This is Brown Eyes for NJ. By the way the Gary story is totally true. If I remember correctly it started with you being your usual obnoxious self and then one comment from Gary sent you on a tangent to brutally pick on him and he put you in the trunk. You begged for mercy and he gave it to you only for you to get far away enough to make more loving comments and then lock yourself in that room of yours. BY the way this happened lots of times in your life... Not just in brooklyn but in LI too where there was Gary, Wilfred and Jeffrey. As I remember correctly you were the corruptor for our generation!
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This is Brown Eyes for NJ. By the way the Gary story is totally true. If I remember correctly it started with you being your usual obnoxious self and then one comment from Gary sent you on a tangent to brutally pick on him and he put you in the trunk. You begged for mercy and he gave it to you only for you to get far away enough to make more loving comments and then lock yourself in that room of yours. BY the way this happened lots of times in your life... Not just in brooklyn but in LI too where there was Gary, Wilfred and Jeffrey. As I remember correctly you were the corruptor for our generation!