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| Day In the life |
| Wednesday, January 26, 2005 |
I could lie and say that many people have asked me what a typical day in my life is like but those of you who know me already know the answer to that one so just for some S&Gs (shits and giggles) here is a typical weekend agenda for me.
Friday Morning
8:00am still sleeping
10:00am wake up briefly to have a smoke and take a piss check on kid back to bed.
10:37am Pounced upon by said kid like tigger in a Winnie the Poo Book.
10:38am scare the shit out of kid send him to living room to watch tv while I make coffee.
10:45am drink coffe grumble alot smoke another cig while drinking coffee.
11:19am asleep on couch while kid watches TV.
12:30pm wake up long enough to make kid brunch. Slug down another cup of joe.
12:39pm Return to couch for as long as possible.
1:00pm Phone start to ring uncontrolably for next 5 hours stupid people shouldn't use the damn phone.
1:30pm get myself and the kid dressed (maybe)
2:15pm turn on computer check email contemplate on updating page decide against it surf the net for a while read my normal pages, Leave AIM on with answering machine hahahaha return to couch.
3:39pm check AIM to see if messages have been left.... None so far GRRRRRR turn off monitor return to couch.
4:00pm check fridge to try and figure out what to make family for dinner.
4:01pm try to sneak in power nap before making dinner.
4:18pm smacked in face with smelly sock by kid... CHILD MUST DIE chase kid around house tickle till face turns blue let breathe repeat. Child give up goes to room playes with toys.
4:30pm round 2 with kid wrestle on floor for about 40 minutes or untill I am to tired to move send kid back to living room.
5:00pm finaly decide what is for dinner start cooking.
6:00pm bring in trash can check mail take a piss mess with kid by changing channels for a while check dinners progress check email again and AIM messages still nothing dammit go out to garage for game time.
6:30pm feed child and then bathe if needed pick up toys and scattered clothing from floor before anyone gets home do dishes.
6:31pm head back out to garage continue gaming.
7:00pm Mom gets home B.S with her for an hour or so my mistake for asking about her day.
8:30pm put kid to sleep
9:00pm take a huge shit have smoke back in garage for more gaming time.
9:03pm shit forgot to check email and AIM nothing again shut down computer return to garage.
9:45pm Amanda gets home from work gives me required dirty looks for being in garage playing games.
11:00pm Amanda goes to bed me still in garage playing games.
2:30am starting to get sleepy must finish level so I can save and go to bed.
4:45am finished level got second wind finished a few more levels looked at clock holy shit time to get to sleep already.
5:15am finished saving had last smoke took piss off to bed.
Saturday
8:00am sleeping
11:49am sleepwalk into garage smoke cig take piss return to bed.
3:37pm someone is on the phone wants to talk to me I take phone hang up and go back to sleep.
5:00pm get out of bed have smoke take shower eat something.
6:00pm Amanda at work mom at walmart with kid enter my gaming sanctuary.
6:40pm mom get home from being out all day with kid I pretend I have been up since at least noon.
9:40pm Amanda gets home quickly save game run to bedroom and turn on tv need to do the quality time with her at least once a week I am not that cruel.
11:30pm quality time over go have smoke Amanda goes to bed passes out in 3 minutes return to garage.
4:18am go to bed damn you oh shit forgot I turned on pc sometime around 6 or so check emails web pages see if any one left message on AIM 20 messages dammit.
4:28am hit the bed pass out in a puddle of my own drool.
Sunday
8:00am woken by mom "would you like to go to church?" NO back to sleep.
11:00am squished by kid who went to church with mom kid wants to play. 5 more minutes please.
2:00pm crawl out of bed smoke eat shit ect.
3:00pm cook early for family sit on couch for a while.
6:00pm eat dinner do family thing for a while.
10:00pm watch tv in bed room fall asleep watching infomercial.
Monday
8:00am this is to early for me to be up must find job. Raid Monster and Career builder check want adds in paper call placement assistance. Run around all day
4:00pm pick up kid get home worn out tired no job FUCK start dinner.
5:00pm feed kid give kid bath watch cartoons with kid. Check online status periodicly.
8:00pm put kid to sleep slither back to garage till Amanda gets home in bed by midnight. (normally)
Tuesday thru Thursday
Repeat monday
Some people live other just exist sadly I just exist.
Wired Wizard |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 1:47 AM   |
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