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| Thursday, February 03, 2005 |
Some times I get sent jokes that I just have to keep to myself other times I get some and I feel the need to share them this happens to be on of those times that I just have to share. My friend Jen from college sent me in this particular jem and it had been sitting in my mail box for quite some time. I was cleaning out said mail box and decided this was truly one of those gems that needed to be shared so here goes enjoy.....
RECTUM STRETCHER
While a woman was "flying" down the road(30 miles over the limit),
she passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
I love a happy ending.
Thanks to Jen for sending that one in as well.
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