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| Wednesday, January 12, 2005 |
My Friend Hanna sent in this joke to me yesterday and I thought it was pretty damn funny. Now if you have never heard an Italian accent from someone that has come off the boat or has lived here for years but never lost the accent your going to miss the joke but on the other hand if your creative enough or know someone who is Italian or are Italian yourslef you will enjoy the joke..... Ahhh screw it just read the damn thing already.
Dear Signore Direttore,
Now I am tella you a story wot I was a-treated at your hotella.
I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella.
-"I wanta shit."
They tella me: -"Go to toilet."
I say: -"No, no I wanta shit in my bed."
They say: -"You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch."
I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I gotta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast:
-"I wanta piss."
She tella me: -"Go to toilet."
I say: -"No, I wanta piss on my plate."
She then say to me: -"You'd bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch."
That is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "go to toilet"? Is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me!
Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress.
-"I wanta fock."
And she tella me: -"Sure, everyone wanta fock."
I tella her: -"No, you don't understand me, I wanta fock on the table."
She tella me: -"So you sonna-wa-bitch want a fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!"
How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bed manner?
So I go to rezeptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: -"Thank you, and piss on you."-
I say: -"Piss on you too you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italy."-
Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch."-
Sincerely
Dicci Elgré
Thanks to Hanna for that joke :) |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 1:48 PM   |
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