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| Thursday, January 13, 2005 |
My aunt Josie was a wonderful lady. She was short in stature but let me tell you she had the biggest heart. But besides that she had 2 major problems one was her uncontrolable flatulance and the other was poor bladder control. More on the bladder control for a different story but as for her farts well just keep reading.....
When I first moved to Florida I lived with my aunt Josie and my uncle Raymond. They had moved here a year and a half prior and had build a nice comfortable house here in (insert town here) well as well as my aunt and uncle my great grandmother and my cousin Steve ( Big STEVE ) also lived in the house. It was all cozy and shit. Well one night I was sitting in my cousins bedroom watching TV ( we didn't drive at the time and there really wasn't anything to do in town anyway) and just being avarage teens. Steve asked me to go into the kitchen and find out what his mom ( my aunt Josie) was making for supper. I got up and strolled into the kitchen and noticed her by the stove stiring something in a pot. I went to the cabinet got a glass and grabbed something to drink and asked her what was for dinner. She squatted down about 3 inches let out a huge fart that lasted 10 seconds and about 8 different octives and started laughing. I just said to her never mind I am not that hungry. I went back into the room and my cousin asked so whats for dinner? To which I replied machine gunner fart stew. I think we headed to McDonalds after that.
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