Florida Black Hole Project

Dumbing down the Internet for our own personal Amusement

 
In The News
.
Work Safe
NSFW
Today In History
Quote Of The Day
Slackers Unlimited.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
It is no secret that I am lazy when I say I am going to post later on in the day I normaly don't when I say I am going to write a new story in a few days I forget the details of it and don't write it. Well I should appologize but chance are I won't. I am not that type of person, anyway yesterday was Valentines day and let me tell you it sucked. Let me tell you why.........
I have an annoying 3 year old child now don't get me wrong I love him to death he is my world but damn there are just times that I want to be alone with my ol lady. Well here is the plot. We were all ready to leave to go out to dinner and lo and behold my son decides he is going to wake up from a nap whinny and wants to go with us.Begrudginly we take him with us. We go to Olive garden the place is packed 1 hour wait to get in so we drive to another resturant no dice there the whole time we are driving my son is in the back seat being obnoxious as he can possibly be. 10 Resturants and 45 minutes later we arrive on the other side of town and pull into Hopps City Grill ( formerly known soley as HOPPS) any way the liar at the door says it will only be a 20 minute wait so we figure thats good enough right WRONG..... 35 almost 40 minutes later the little electronic gizmo goes off signaling us to come inside. But prior to the alarm my little shit of a son was driving me insane pushing every possible button he could and jumping up and down on my last nerve for good measure. Trust me if there weren't other people outside waiting I would have probably beaten the living crap out of him any way back to the story. We are seated in a corner which was nice but the whole time Christopher was jumping around on the chairs and playing with everything on the table. We make our selections for our dinner and begin the waiting game.The whole time waiting for our food my son was being as annoying as he could. Our food finaly arrives about an hour later and it is the wrong order the waiter was bit confused but I told him that he gave us the wrong order and it turns out he gave us what the couple 2 tables over was supposed to have. We finaly get our proper plates and eat our dinner while Christopher playes with his food and makes disgusting noises. Now the noises I can deal with but when he spits it back in his plate uggh thats just gross. I should have never taught him that. Well we leave the resturant at 10pm mind you we left our house at 8pm or so needless to say it was a long night. And yes my son made it out alive but Valentines day for the most part was ruined by a 3 foot tall pain in the ass I call my son.

Wired Wizard
posted by Wired Wizard @ 1:44 AM  
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home
 
About Me

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us"

Name: Wired Wizard
Home: Lakeland, Florida, United States
About Me: Do you realy want to know anything else about after reading this site?
See my complete profile
Previous Post
Archives
Links
Powered by

Free Blogger Templates

BLOGGER

© 2005 Florida Black Hole Project Template by Isnaini Dot Com