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| Tuesday, May 24, 2005 |
That About sums it up
Just when I thought it was safe to be myself again I find out that my old faithful Internet Critic's Mom is on the scene now giving me shit when will the madness end? But of course being the Asshole supreme that I am I couldn't resist sharing my misfortune with you all. God some people just really fucking ask for it.
From : Internet critic's mom ( name and address withheld)
Sent : Tuesday, May 24, 2005 2:45 PM
To : WiredWizardz@yahoo.com
Subject : Your are a sick person
Dear sir,
it has come to my attention that you run a website called Florida Black Hole Project in which you write your comments feelings and other filth that you can spew on the internet for your own amusement. My son (name withheld) frequently visits your site for what reason I do not know. He seems to think that you are funny. But Sir you are not funny at all. Your sick plus I have seen the emails that you have sent to my son ( name withheld) as well. How dare you talk to a child that way? My son is only 16 years old and you had no reason to treat him with such disrespect. And to accuse him of whoring my daughter and myself out or that he has sexual intercourse with his sister is disgusting. I am going to forward a letter to all my friends and family to have your Website banned and then I will send it to your ISP as well to have it removed. Your website is distasteful and should be read by no one. Do you think it is funny to ridicule the obese or to suggest that people should take their lives because you dislike them? The way you use profanity as if it were common place is disgusting your disregard for women is deplorable as well. Also the way you bash honest Republicans is a travesty as well you should be thankful that a man like our President Mr. Bush is in office he has done wonderful things and will continue to do so. Our President Mr.Bush is a GOD fearing man and a great President he will go down in history as such. You Sir probably need GOD in your life as well because at the rate at which you are going you will end up in Hell with all the other sinners and never be present in the grace of GOD. Your jokes are distasteful your hatred towards the southern community is distasteful as well. If you hate the South so much you know where I-95 is why don't you use it? The South doesn't want you here.
Mrs.(name withheld) Lets call her ICM Internet Critics mom for short.
Wow now that is fucking mouthful isn't it? Well here is my reply back to my Internet Critics mom. Line by line man I hope she blows a fucking gasket for this.
Well Mrs. ICM first be grateful that I am showing restraint and not posting your name or your email address to begin with I have the right to say what ever I want to be it hurtful funny or just plain strange it's in the constitution of our country. So that means that if I want to masturbate in a puddle of my own feces while reading guns and ammo and saying that the republicans suck while I watch internet porn on my computer ( mind you I do this on Saturday nights Mrs.ICM) Then that is my GOD fucking given right. Now on to your long list of complaints
As for your wonderful son he contacted me first and I warned him not to continue pestering me and when he wouldn't I will admit I got a bit cranky but hey its my nature when people piss me off to let them have both barrels so don't blame me. Second this site was not intended for minors it was not really intended for human consumption but your son for what ever reason decided that he wanted to read. So where may I ask were you at? Obviously not watching your child's browsing habits or else we would not be having this talk right now would we.
You might not find my site funny but that's fine by me. As I have always said if you like what I write that's fine if not that's fine as well no one asked you to read it. Besides there are other sites that you can go to besides pestering me. As for treating your son with disrespect yeah I might have went overboard a bit I will admit that but in my defense he pissed me off so he got what anyone else would have gotten from me for pissing me off. Deal with it move on.
Damn did I touch a nerve with you on the whole incest and whoring thing too? I thought it was pretty damn funny if you ask me but then again your probably so uptight that I could shove a piece of coal up your ass and within minutes have a diamond. They are just words if you took it personally that's your problem I make no apologies for it.
As for you fowarding this to all your friends and family by all means go ahead I bet you I will have some new readers once they realize what a bitch you are. You just love to fight a hopeless cause don't you? Probably a PETA member as well. But do what you want they can bitch and gripe if they like as well won't make a bit of difference I am not going to change the format on this site to satisfy you, and by some remote chance you do manage to have my site taken off my current host ( not ISP you ignorant twat) I will just find another host not a problem what so ever. Do your worst I am like the plague baby I just keep coming back.
Making fun of fatties is funny your probably one as well or else you wouldn't have thrown that in but just to ease your mind fat people are cool I have hidden in the shade of a fat person from time to time it is hot in Florida after all. Besides the majority of fatties make themselves that way I don't pitty them in the least. Disregard for women are you goofy woman? Only women I have disregard for are the ones that piss me off and guess what your on that list now so I would look out if I were you. Also so you know I am engaged and I don't disrespect her or my mom or my aunt or any woman for that matter but if you put yourself in a situation to where your going to be disrespected don't come bitching to me when I call you on your bullshit.
As for our commander in chief the man is a dolt he got us into a war with IRAQ that we didn't need to be in You should remember Vietnam another war we had no business in same situation. If you do a little research you will find that Mr is only interested in his own agenda not the betterment of this country. The Republicans are a bunch of ghouls as well bunch of self serving sons of bitches that they are. I am a proud Democrat so that might have some bias towards what I say but then again I thought that Former President Clinton was the Mack fucking daddy. Then again your probably one of those people who thought he should have been impeached as well. Cunt.
GOD huh well for your information I am a religious person. I prefer not to share my denomination with you since that does not matter but I do have GOD in my life probably not the way you worship him or call him but like I stated I believe in a supreme being so don't throw religion on me. And as for the south fuck you and deal with it. If I want to criticize the south then I will do so you over zealous religious hypocrite. Instead of bothering with bullshit you should be monitoring you son not getting into a personal crusade against me. By the way now that you used up all your 25 cent words you might want to look in the dictionary for a few new ones as well. You trailer park dwelling wal-mart working piece of white trash.
Have a nice day.
Chris Wizard.
P.S. how's your son doing? You know he is my number one fan and wants to sell me his sister for an autographed copy of my shit stained underwear.
Man that woman has probably had 3 heart attacks reading that one. I tell you what if I don't hear back from her soon I will be totally shocked to say the least. But anyway now the gauntlet has been thrown down and I called her bullshit lets see what she has to say next. The waiting game has begun.
Wired Wizard.
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