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| Monday, May 23, 2005 |
Sweet Fuckin Christ
You know you have seen her before the fat ass bitch at the mall wearing a pair of jeans that are 3 sizes to small for her fat ass. To make matters worse the jeans are low cut and you can see her lovely thong that probably put 7 tent makers out of business.
Why for the love of all that is good and right in this world would a fat chick weighing in at a hefty 2 or 300 lbs subject society to such an utter display of just flat out fucking gross. Women of these dimensions should not be allowed in public with clothing that a woman who weighs 100lbs or less, it's just too disturbing to me not to mention the psychological trauma that such a sight causes to the male libido.
Now if a skinny chick wants to ware something like that by all means let it all hang out just don't do it in a mall or shopping center there is a time and a place you fucking HO. But if your a 5'5 300lbs fat ass trying to squeeze into jeans that you wore in highschool it isn't going to work big is not beautyfull it is nasty and not to mention unheathy so put down the bon bon's drop the double chocolate cake get your face out of the bag of doritos but down the slab of ribs and sauce and waddle your fat ass out of the mall and into a fucking gym you sloth. And I know there are a few guys out there snickering saying yeah fat ass into the gym with you. Well quit laughing plubmers crack is not in style either. You fat fucks that are sitting at all you can eat buffets or downing 9 dozen chicken wings in a sitting while watching the game get the fuck up off the couch your no better. Get out there and play the game of football instead of being an armchair athelete.
Ok thats enough picking on fat asses for today. or is it?
10 signs that your a fat ass.
10. All the tags on your shrits include 3 or more X's in the size.
9. You can't drive anything smaller than a Suburban or Excursion with out crippling the suspension.
8. Your idea of competition is competitive eating contensts in which you always come in first place.
7. You have to get weighed at weighing stations along the interstate when traveling to insure road saftey.
6. Your idea of exercise inclues trips to the fridge and the shitter then repeate
5. A full sized couch is a love seat to you.
4 . You consider a 7 course meal an appitizer till the main event.
3. All you can eat resturants cringe at the sight of you entering their establishments.
2. You haven't seen your feet in over 10 years or more.
and the number one sign that your a fat ass
1. you went the the beach and it was scientificly proven that your the casue of the Asian Tsunami.
Wired Wizard
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