Home Improvement Is a pain in the ass
 For once I can actually say that the lack of updates was not due to sheer laziness. I have been working on my house little by little painting and adding new light fixtures and rescreening my front porch. I tell you for a lazy bastard such as myself I am amazed as to how much I actually can get done when I put my mind to it.
Now mind you the last few days or so have been tiring to say the least but I am not even half way done yet. I still have wood floors to lay down and other shit to install including a nice 9 foot fucking fish tank as well. Even worse I still have to convert my garage over into a bonus room so I can play video games on a big screen TV whoo hooo. But that's going to be later on and not to mention a huge fucking job ugh this shit I do to make my house look nice. My luck of course this hurricane season will blow my house to the land of fucking Oz or something like that.
Well my ICM's wrote me back as I has suspected but sadly she didn't have all the piss and venom from her last email. She was apologetic and that was a huge fucking let down. I was expecting her to rain down hellfire and brimstone on my sarcastic ass and nothing. I tell some people are unreliable. Other than that I a few more family stories to tell some more Wal-Mart phone calls to post and part 2 on releasing your inner asshole to write up. So unless I get any other people who want to have a battle of the wit's with me my regular posting should begin anew very shortly with all the stupidity insanity and just plain dumb shit you have all come to expect from me. Oh yeah and a new poll as well since you bastards can't seem to figure out how to fucking vote. Wired Wizard. The more you talk the more I want to stick your head in a stump grinder. |
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