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| Thursday, August 25, 2005 |
Origin Of the Species
Obviously I wasn't born Wired Wizard although it would have been cool if my mom had some orginality when she named me. I am sure my kid will say the same thing when he gets older. Trust me not to many hispanics or white folk can get away with naming their kids off the wall shit without being look at as an idiot. But thats not what this post is about. No not at all it is about my Guilty Pleasures which there are a few to name but here is a listing of a my top 5 or so.
1. Heavy Metal Music: and no not this Nu Metal crap that includes band like Slipknot or Mudvayne not that I have anything against it mind you but I am talking old school shit.
Bands such as Exodus, Death Angel, Megadeth, Metallica( before they sold out) ect ect the kind of Music that would get a person thrown out of the fucking house not like the wimpy comercially available radio airplay shit you get now a days. Yeah when was the last time you heard a classic like Slayers Hell Awaits played on your local rock station ?
2. Violent Movies: There isn't quite anything like A clock Work Orange a little bit of the Ultra Violence. Although there are move violent movies but man Clock work was a masterpeice for its time.
other personal favorites are The Boondock Saints , Depserado , Evil Dead , Dead Alive, Predator I &II and anything gory like Hellraiser .
3. Violent Video Games: GTA nuff said. Tekken, Mortal Kombat , Def Jam Fight for NY anything where I can kill and blow shit up . Fuck You Jack Thompson you egotistical self righteous peice of shit.
4. 80's Music espeially new wave hell I grew up in the decade of decadence so I have a special place in my heart for it.
5. Stephen King and Clive Barker books ( also see movies)
6. Bob Ross. If you don't know who this guy is look him up probably one of the most relaxing tv shows ever the guy will quite possibly put you into a coma he is so soft spoken and shit. Check it out you will see what I mean.
7. Mustangs. I have owned 2 so far and love the car I want a 65 fast back and a new 2005 GT someone wanna spot me the cash for both trust me I am good for it.
8. Fucking with people. I do this as often as possible and the easier a person is to fuck with the more I do it.
9. Watching Pro Wrestling. Yeah you might think the shit is fake keep thinking that fucker lets see how fake it is when I pile drive your ass into the mat or suplex you on to a table then tell me its fake. Trust me I know a few independant pro wrestlers they will tell you differntly.
10. Marlbor Lights 100's . Yeah I know pretty soon you won't be able to smoke in your own house in a closet with the lights out and a vacume to suck up the smoke, and I know it's bad for my health and I know the risks invovled but hey at least its not crack right.
Well thas about it for now I am kinda tired and need som sort of sleep before I start drooling on my keys so its off to never never land for me NO not fucking Neverland Ranch you fucking sickos. Jeebus you people are discgusting sometimes you know well I am outta here you fucking weirdos.
Wired Wizard
Poof Bitch Be Gone. |
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