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| Tuesday, August 16, 2005 |
Alive and Kickin
Ok ok you can smack me on the wrist I have been a bad bad Wizard so fucking what I did have something that resembled a life up untill today when I parted ways with my current employer. YEAH never thought it would feel so good. Well 3 stress attacks in a row is enough to make anyone fucking quit but I am tougher than that at least thats what I tell myself. But I won't be out of work for to long maybe a matter of a few days at most.
So this is a mini vacation with out pay of course.
So have you been following that whole hot coffee thing ? NO then what the hell are you doing go check out what our government is up to all in the name of what ever their fucking causes are.
I actually have a few good emails to post here in the next few days and other wonderful shit to add to your demoralization but thats for another day right now I gotta unfuck my computer since it has been acting up a lot.
Wizards Easy Computer Repair Guide.
1. Put on steel toed or other hard shoe.
2. Unplug computer and attached shit.
3. Place computer in driveway or middle of street.
4. walk back about 20 or 30 feet.
5. Take aim
6. Get a running start
7. PUNT THAT MUTHA FUCKA
8. Plug back in and enjoy error free computing or buy new componets and or pc.
Wired Wizard.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing the bitch has been told twice |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 4:00 PM   |
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