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| Money Grows from Printers? |
| Monday, May 30, 2005 |
I want this for Christmas and it better be foolproof
I am not a greedy person not in the least bit but if there were ever a printer that could spit out perfect 5,10,20,50 and 100 dollar bills and I had one you bet your sweet ass I would be driving a Lamborghini to Wal-Mart. Ok that's kinda white trash of me but I can't deny what I am so there.
But seriously we could all use a little cash from time to time. I just want a sure fire way to counterfeit money so I can pay off my fucking student loan and a few credit cards so my phone will quit ringing because 9 time out of 10 there is a collection agent on the other line ( fucking bastards) asking me when I am going to pay on some debt that's like 9 years old. Most times I answer the phone in a deep Hindu accent ( no I am not Hindi) and say no no you have wrong number this is the Patel residence please do not call here again. Some times it works but I think they are starting to catch on. Lets hope not which reminds me I have to pay my cell phone bill again FUCK. Some one just send me a large amount of cash large bills preferably.
Wired Wizard.
Broke and Poor are just 2 things I am tired of being, White Trash I will forever be. |
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