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Thursday, February 24, 2005
I have to admit Kari keeps the jokes comming I just keep posting them thank God I don't have to do this site by myself I don't think I have the time to do so thanks to the miracles of Video Games any way here is a new joke thanks to Kari once again.




A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said:
"Stay
here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered. "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I
didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' - Well, I guess I just panicked."
posted by Wired Wizard @ 8:12 PM  
3 Comments:
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