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| Saturday, April 09, 2005 |
The Master Of Mom FU
There is a secret ancient martial art that few know about it is called MOM FU. This dangerous art is one of the oldest in the history of the martial arts. My mom is a 10th level master of this form of martial arts. Now unlike other styles Mom Fu is only effective ones the practicioner is asleep, a deep and sound sleep. Upon awakening the practicioner is when Mom Fu is most dangerous. Upon being awoken wild punches and kicks are thrown to the unsuspecting victim also any object can become a weapon to a practicioner of Mom Fu rendering her opponent unconcious. How do I know this??????????? well I have been attacked by a master of Mom Fu my mom. I had to wake her up from a sound sleep and almost had my ass kicked by a half asleep semi senior citizen. Its rather embarrassing but it happens.
My mom normaly lays down with my son to get him to sleep every so often and I have to brave the horrors of trying to wake her up after she has been in my sons room for an hour or so. Its actually kinda funny, she throws her arms up wildly in the air shaking her head and kicking her feet. I might have to video that one day for shits and giggles. So be warned your mom might be a master of the ancient art of Mom Fu as well and you don't even know it at least not yet..
Wired Wizard.
Why don't you go play in on comming traffic or something will you? |
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