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| Tuesday, April 05, 2005 |
Fix Your Car Mister?
I have a 1998 Ford Mustang No big deal really they are pretty much like bellybuttons everyone has one. But mine is unique in the fact that the more I mess with the damn thing the more it falls apart. Case in point..... The drivers side window is messed up pretty bad, no no one smashed it in and tried to steal my stock radio. The arms that raise and lower the window are made out of cheap sheet metal possibly aluminum not to sure but the stuff bends easy. Well it constantly fell off track and wouldn't go up or down properly. So in my infinate wizdom I decided to to try and fix it my self and in true white trash fasion ended up making things worse. I totaly snaped the arms that held the window in place so now it is going to forever be stuck in the up position. On top of that I ended up braking the brackets that kept the door handled attached to the door pannel. Being the White trash auto specialist that I am I had a solution. I took some wall anchors drilled a few holes and presto problem solved. I still can't roll my window down but at least I can close the door now. So the moral of this story is if you don't have money to fix it right leave it the fuck alone. Chances are you going to screw something up and have to have the White trash mechanic fix it for you and you really don't want that now do you ????
Wiz....
Were you born a total idiot or did you have to work at it ? |
posted by Wired Wizard @ 5:00 PM   |
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